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Today I realised that February and March just blurred into one month, so technically I’m still stuck in the old time zone, I’m freezing to death (boiler STILL broke) and I’m almost out of babywipes. 

So this morning I wanted to hide a bit of my hair away from the general public, could I find any of my turbans??? No. Funnily enough, I found these ones:


Then I found my boring old navy blue one in a draw, it looked like it’d been in a fight with some sick, steroid- bashing wwf wrestler and then stamped on by a herd of bulls, I popped it on and weeped my way to the corner shop for a carton of milk.